horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis

me: omg that is so me how did they do that

Anonymous asked:

What if instead of human meat ghouls could only eat ass



Wait no imagine the gourmet arc of TG only going into depth on how Tsukiyama wanted to eat Kaneki’s ass

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us

*door creeks*

ghost hunters: oh so your name is william